glad handy

A hand job

She gave me a glad handy (hand job)

by BAM BAM 86 September 21, 2017

pandy handy

A handjob given in a pandemic. Likely a bit of a concession, in that a blowjob might have been given if it weren’t for the pandemic and needing to keep one’s mask on.

She’s been pretty serious about quarantine so I ended up with a pandy handy.

by breezygoing January 31, 2021

Pandy Handy

when you steal somebodies used mask out the trash and masturbate with it.

damn that chick so hot im definitely getting her mask and giving myself a pandy handy later.

by TammyTinkleToes June 14, 2024

Doncaster handy

A handjob typically given using an emulsion of doner kebab grease and flem as a lubricant.

Jules just gave me a Doncaster handy behind the dentist.

by Linkle July 17, 2022

Satan's handy

A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.

I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 06, 2021

Satan's handy

When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.

Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 06, 2021

Setup for handi

The word you use when you see something big and advanced but it fits perfectly in your hand.
HANDI = HAND

Guy 1: Oh look at the setup for handi she has
Guy 2: Yeah, look at that (whatever fits in her hand)!

by T-rashhhiboi April 09, 2019