Hampden

Hampden is a small town in Massachusetts of approximately 5,000 people. It is possibly one of the most remote towns in the world. It neighbors Wilbraham, and survives off it. It doesn't even have its own high school, the Hampden and Wilbraham kids both go to Minnechaug Regional High School. Hampden children are verbally abused every day at school, as the rich, spoiled Wilbraham kids laugh at them for their rural farm town.

Hampden? Isn't that that ghost town only cows live in?

by JeraldoCornStalk February 7, 2009

hamham

used as a replacement for fag

shut the fuck up you hamham

by Dave January 15, 2004

New Hampshire

A sad, lonely state of Nascar devout hillbillies and hicks. Requirements for living in New Hampshire are incest, having children during the teen years, having the life goals of reaching secretary or "line cook" status, and having less than five (original) teeth. Common words often used in New Hampshire: "a-hyuck," "viddles," "trailer," "Paw," and "shotgun." Words rarely or never used include "birth control," "education," and anything with more than three syllables. Please note: There are no redeeming qualities to to residents of New Hampshire. Although proximity to Boston is stated as an advantage to New Hampshire, it is actually a burden upon Massachusetts, an area where the awkward New Hampshire hill folk are quietly and politely told to go back to the trailer park.

The New England state below Maine and above Massachusetts is New Hampshire.

by Dorothy Bassett June 19, 2008

new hampshire

new hampshire
The WORST fucking state to live in. I hope whoever discovered this fucking state is burning in hell. This state is full of rednecks and people who think they are better than everyone else. All the people call us massholes but excuse me? You people are the lowest form of life that has been my misfourtune to know. If it wasn't for Massachusetts (and an Italian guy) this country wouldn't exist but anyways this state sucks complete ass and no wonder why everyone hates it

sure new hampshires great if you like to ruin your kids social life and see a bunch of Latinos

by Operation: Douchebag August 19, 2006

New Hampshire PicAsso

originated and mastered by Josh Estes, this delicious sex manuever originates from New Hampshire and is similar in nature to the cleveland steamer and captain sanchez, only cooler...when butt ramming a girl, you are at the point of nutting and you judo chop her in the back of the neck, causing a short but potent black out. At this point, you drop a fat nasty deuce all over her back, legs and butt. Then with your sweet goatee, you proceed to "paint" feces all over her body, using quick and long strokes, similar to Pablo Picasso's early work. Very artistic!

"me and Steve went to a new hampshire picasso party last weekend and we noticed Jose lying on the kitchen floor unresponsive and smelling like indian food but we didnt think much of it"

by pat swayze May 3, 2008

Hampika1A2_and_Link

The totally amazing user at forums.nintendo.com. He is the one who created the original Secret Santa Sig Project and has a lot of posts. Bow down to him. NOW!

HamPika1A2_and_Link is the best!

by The All-Knower December 27, 2004

Hamham

Lanky, skinny boy, too much hair, GUITAR HERO.
Doesn't know what he's got.
Selfish, without meaning to be. Cold hearted.
Smile that could break hearts.
Different, there's no one like a Hamham.

Superficial intelligence. Hard to crack into. On the surface, emotionless twat, but in reality, feels quite deeply.
Guilt takes him over. Looks out for only himself.

Hard to give up.

'Omg, who's that guy you were talking to?!'
'He's my Hamham :)' *blushes*

by iloveyoukbye. December 7, 2010