cum guzzling thunder cunt

A narly snarly skunk smelling skunt/cum fueled/quieff smelling/greasy/repulsive/cum dumpster/disease ridden/2bit prick son of a bitch.

"Kachina is a fucking cum guzzling thunder cunt. i would kill her in her sleep"

"Mallory"now this bitch is the biggest cum guzzling thunder cunt i have ever meet she can die in a hole"

"Have you seen the new school slut? Oh yeah Derick that cum guzzling thunder cunt, I'm gonna scalp that mother fucker!"

by cumguzzlingthundercunt666 October 2, 2013

scrodum guzzler

A person who takes the scrodum of a man and inserts it into their mouth and guzzles it with pleasure.

YO, dont be a scrodum guzzler!!!!

by endlessraper June 11, 2010

cum guzzler

Man, it's "semen" - "Jimmy's Mom" already freaking spelled it out for you and you still got it wrong... TWICE!

...Idiot.

It's either "Sea Man" or "Semen"... And yes, there is a difference, genius.

by Levity-Slicket July 18, 2008

Swass Guzzler

One who guzzles swass.

Shut up, swass guzzler!

by Callan H September 7, 2008

cum-guzzler

one who repairs damages furniture.

The cum-guzzler came by at 8 p.m. to repair my table.

by Adibisi Johansen March 5, 2004

Guzzler

a bar shot that is "topped off" with the product of personal or sexual gratification.

Bill served the best guzzler last night.

by FiF10 December 28, 2005

The Guzzler

A co-worker or peer who brown noses and sucks so much cock to get to the top.

Ryan and Mr. Fung went fishing, just them two. You know what Ryan was up to. I guess thats why he earned the name The Guzzler.

by tyler dirden April 20, 2007