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vietnamese hand grenade

(n.) The outcome of a male ejaculating into a rubber, and after doing so, chucking it at the face of an unliked person.

Note: Could be given to one who dresses up as an actor from the hit show Grey's Anatomy, specifically the Korean Nurse & likes Patric. P.S. Thao is uglier than Sandra Oh >=]
I totally gave Thao a Vietnamese Hand Grenade.
Kevin Tran likes to recieve Vietnamese Hand Grenades.
Theresa Hang enjoys an occasional Vietnamese Hand Grenade, especially those given by Andrew Bui.
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Fail Grenade 

A pretty failed grenade that doesn't explode. Whoever throws a fail grenade is a n00b and is instantly pwned.
Soldier 1: Grenade!!!

Soldier 2: No don't worry, it's a fail grenade. It won't explode.

Everyone: FAIL!
Fail Grenade by TheFailGrenade November 3, 2009

death grenade

A grenade kill, where the thrower of the grenade is dead before their victim. Often, but not necessarily the grenade thrower kills their assailant - resulting in a sort of satisfactory stalemate. Term originates from UK online gaming community of late 90's early 00's, in particular "Counter-Strike" and "Halo: Combat Evolved". (Halo was originally played online via the system link facility, directly to another machine over the internet. Halo was never updated for proper Xbox Live online play)
"I was killed, but I got a quality death grenade!"

"Death grenade! I don't need to be alive to own you bitch!"
death grenade by JimJim150 August 26, 2007

Snake Grenade 

- a round device, 2 feet in diameter, full of venemous snakes. When the pin is pulled, and you throw the device, the moment it makes contact with the ground, it will release a cloud of pheromone that will agitate the snakes, making them angry and aroused. Your fucked.
"Man, when i threw that snake grenade at the crowd of preschoolers, they just scattered."
Snake Grenade by Devon Manning January 11, 2009

fall on the grenade 

to fuck and ugly she-beast so your friend can fuck the she-beast's hot friend
I'll fall on the grenade for you, but I need a few more beers first!

fall on the grenade 

to occupy the time (read: fuck) an ugly chick so that your friends can fuck her friends
Damn! I gotta fall on the grenade again!
fall on the grenade by Nate June 4, 2003

Dutch Grenade

A person farts into their hand then delivers it into the face of another.
Alison just threw a Dutch Grenade at Stuart much to his pleasure.
Dutch Grenade by gordont January 1, 2012