Dutch Grenade

Farting into a pillow and throwing it at someone.

"My roommate was totally carpet bombing the living room while my girlfriend was over last night so i hit him square in the face with a dutch grenade with one of the throw pillows on the couch."

by Cyno01 October 25, 2012

hand grenade

When a session of fingering your girl starts to get a little dull, let it all end with a bang. Slip your fist inside of her vag, and without warning, extend all of your fingers as far as they can reach. The expression on her face should resemble some sort of surprise.

It was a rather uneventful night until I busted out my ammunition and let that bitch have a hand grenade.

When I saw the slightest hint of boredom in her eyes, I busted out a hand grenade that would have had the vietcong shaking in their boots.

by bdams August 16, 2003

i'd catch a grenade for you

a very gay way of saying i love you. from bruno mars' song, Grenad

sally, i'd catch a grenade for you

by FUKKEN BULLSHETs April 8, 2011

Grenade Horn

A horn that alerts all of Seaside Heights that there is a grenade walking around.

I spotted a grenade walking towards the club, so I immediately grabbed the Grenade Horn to warn all the club patrons.

by ThePerfecttSet January 22, 2011

Amazon Grenade

When an illegally installed president tells a lie and tanks a company's stock price.

Donald Trump launched a lie-filled Amazon Grenade that caused the company to lose market share and stock value overnight.

by Uncle Joosie May 20, 2018

H.E. Grenade

H.E. Grenade stands for High Explosive Grenade.
Used in games like CS:GO.

*During War*
Person A: We are being outnumbered!
Person B: I'm throwing a H.E. Grenade!
Person A: Affirmative!

by RightPurpose January 12, 2019

Semtex Grenade

Refers to the result of the process by which a grenade, or ugly friend of a girl you or another wants to hook up with, develops in into a full force semtex grenade,as made popular by the Modern Warfare video game series, after someone agrees to jump on the grenade.

The grenade, mistakenly emboldened by your making "small talk" with her so that your friend can run game on her dime piece friend, begins to think that she is in fact attractive as well. Now in full force, the semtex grenade begins pursuing you, desperately trying to hook up with you.

"Yo, did you hear Mike jumped on that grenade for Tim last night. She's a complete semtex grenade, been blowing up his phone all day."

"Dude, that sucks. I hope he's rocking Flak Jacket Bro."

by nar1763 December 14, 2011