The girls are so ugly at Stanford, you ain't gettin' no play unless you put on the Stanford goggles and take what you can get!
That cracka is really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that bitch...Stanford goggles to the extreme!
by Nick D February 7, 2003
Get the Stanford gogglesmug. by blazin 1026 July 18, 2008
Get the Arabian Gogglesmug. When a guy who's normally ugly, or a huge douchebag, or otherwise unappealing starts to look that damn good because you want his dick that badly. It's probably not even good dick, or he doesn't know to use it, you just crave it because you know the guy's willing to let you have it. Of course, you're regretting it as soon as you both walk through the door of your bedroom.
C: I cannot believe I fucked David. But DAMN I was so horny for his little chode.
K: You had your dick goggles on, didn't you?
K: You had your dick goggles on, didn't you?
by real.calien January 25, 2009
Get the dick gogglesmug. When a man seems really attractive, simply by virtue of having a beard. Usually this pertains to people who otherwise are nothing special to look at.
by Pogonophile December 1, 2010
Get the Beard Gogglesmug. I must have been pretty drunk last night, because the girl I woke up with looked totally awful through my fear goggles.
by Ben Frey May 17, 2006
Get the fear gogglesmug. bro #1: "Yo bro you see that pussy i was grindin up on when Rusko was up thar?"
bro #2: "dude she was ugly as hell you totally had Dubstep Goggles
bro #2: "dude she was ugly as hell you totally had Dubstep Goggles
by ^1up^ March 6, 2011
Get the Dubstep Gogglesmug. When my friend fell asleep I put asian googles on his eyes, when he woke up he thought he was blind.
by Robbie Young April 7, 2004
Get the asain gogglesmug.