Noob Goblin

Troll in training . Basically a Noob troll but a goblin is a baby form of a troll in some planets.

Y!A:
Question: How do i eat babies!@?
huhruhrru..?

A: Noob goblin much^?

by sapphireheartsz September 19, 2010

Toe Goblin

1. Noun: The toe goblin is an elusive beast which lurks beneath couches, waiting for a pair of unsuspecting feet to approach.

2. Noun: One who has an unhealthy obsession with toes.

Hey, you know that guy Charlie? He's a total toe goblin.

by NightmaresNightmares September 07, 2019

Helmet Goblin

A person (usually male) that really loves dick

That Troy! Such a helmet goblin

by Miyhgt June 08, 2019

cooter goblin

A nasty little goblin that crawls up lesbians' vaginas after sleeping with a man. If left untreated causes necrosis and eventually may start a zombie crisis. If diagnosed, seek medical help, AND DO NOT FUCK/MURDER ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!

Beware the Cooter Goblin!! Abstinence is the only way!!!

by crusoe90 March 29, 2017

Friction goblin

A slang term used for somebody who just really likes rubbing things together

Stop rubbing my children together you friction goblin!

by Why would I regret this? June 03, 2020

sneeze goblin

when an extremely quiet person sneezes louder than you knew possible

they were soft spoken before turning into the sneeze goblin

by pompu January 18, 2020

googs goblin

The unwanted outcome of unprotected sex. This is often also referred to as a "baby"

Yo Gat did you hear Jake almost had a googs goblin with Haley!?

by Gnarbuckles November 13, 2017