God Goals

When you leave your friends online to go do Bible Study for 3 hours.

Jaiden: "Where's Nik and Jordyn?"
Chris: "They've been gone for ages doing Bible study with their fam."
Jaiden: "That's some God Goals."

by Keinem November 14, 2021

Couple Goals

Merrick and Lauren, they will get married and they are the best couple to ever exist

Wow couple goals

by mr20% November 20, 2021

Couple Goals

Yusuf and Naima

Yusuf and Naima are Couple Goals, they’d make an amazing couple.

by heylol666 October 4, 2021

Jew goal

An exceptionally shitty way someone gets a goal in hockey

Fucking Jew goal! God damnit

by Steven rain October 10, 2021

couple goals

clay and sara (the two most in love people you'll ever meet)
- by val

have u seen clay and sara? they're literally couple goals!!

by dracomalfoyswifey October 13, 2021

tell me your goals and I’ll support you something we could work to😩

tell me your goals and I’ll support you something we could work to😩 Is Another saying for:” I’m gay for you baby 😩”

tell me your goals and I’ll support you something we could work to😩

by Yessir2837 September 10, 2021

Couple Goals

Alyanna and Damian

Alyanna and Damian are such couple goals

by i_got_a_future_milf September 15, 2021