ass glasses

ass glasses = hind sight (as in hindsight is 20/20)

Eve: You should have done it this way.
Adam: If I would have had my ass glasses on, I would have seen that.

by SilleYrag September 14, 2016

stoner glasses

big rimmed sunglasses that usually take up more than half of your face. stoner glasses are so dark that no-one can tell you are stoned. if you can see through the lenses, they aren't stoner glasses.

girl #1: oh man do i look stoned?
girl #2: totally, u better put on some stoner glasses.
girl #1: *puts on stoner glasses* great, now my parents won't notice.

by carito April 27, 2006

glass danse

a wicked cool rave song by the faint

guy at a club: "oh man; it's glass danse! i love this song!"

by Coilin October 10, 2004

get on glass

burnin rubber, swangin figure 8's like is nuthin...wat is it?!?!?!?

When I see my folks thowin it up i get on glass on CITazzz yameen

by wat_it_do July 15, 2004

glass cutter

When you can see the bulge of a man's package through his underwear resembling a standard glass cutting tool.

See George St. Pierre, G.S.P.

"Hey, did you see G.S.P's glass cutter when he pounded Thiago Alves?"

by Brown Nation BN July 11, 2009

cop glasses

them big goofy lookin glasses that them cops wear

man them are some goofy cop glasses you're wearin

by cassie and sierra July 15, 2004

glass-licker

Someone who is so intrested in you that if there was a peice of glass between the two of you, the other person would practically be licking the glass.

You can back up now and quit being a glass-licker

by Kimmie Lange November 25, 2007