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Fridge fright 

The incapability of opening the fridge, caused by the sheer panic that all the guests invited at your party are now in the kitchen, and they most probably will eat all your food
- Andrew, do you have anything to eat sweetheart?
- How many times did I tell you not to use the word “food” anymore?
- But, honey, I haven’t. I was just asking…
- Than shut the fuck up, I’m having a fridge fright
Fridge fright by Androix October 8, 2009

fridge confession 

When someone is to clumsy to confess their affections to you for you to understand.
When you realize what they wanted, the confession is usually void and worthless by then.
It took me once seven years to understand a fridge confession.
fridge confession by lonarlunatic September 8, 2010

fridge love 

1) falling in love with someone who you lost contact with already
2) accepting one's feelings for another after they can not be returned
3) realizing a fridge confession and developing feelings for that person in hindsight
Seven years after a fridge confession I got a break down as I developed a fridge love for a girl I will probably never meet again.
fridge love by lonarlunatic September 8, 2010

fridge-stuff the elephant 

A practice wherein a lady fills a condom with water, ties it shut, and puts it in the freezer until it's solid ice, and then pleasures herself with it in front of a mirror.
Sally tried to fridge-stuff the elephant, but the stupid cocksicle melted.

Fridge Glare 

(verb)

When the fridge hypnotises you and makes you belive there is something of your appetite inside, you stand motionlessly and zombified while you search for something edible, you shortly give up and walk away and become un-hypnotized
Fridge Glare-eg. -

* Tom walks up to the fridge and glares inside for a long period of time without moving or talking*

* Rob watches and laughes *

*Tom gives up looking in the fridge and walks off zombified*

(Tom was stuck in a trance of Fridge Glare)
Fridge Glare by Anonymous Davies December 19, 2010

Fridge giggling 

To have inhaled a large amount of food from the refridgerator while randomly pausing to laugh. After a day/ night of continuously drinking huge amounts of alcohol.
After Cortney finished binge drinking for the night she stumbled to the fridge and started grabing handfuls of food shoving it in her mouth and all you could see was her head pop up from the door for a fridge giggle. Then continued breathing in the food. Fridge giggling.
Fridge giggling by burlypig June 12, 2011