The act of showcasing one’s lifestyle, achievements, or possessions in a casual or indirect manner via text messages, often with the intention of impressing the recipient.
His flextext is dropping mentions of his exotic vacations and expensive purchases in our group chat.
by awhinsby February 13, 2024
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Get the Flexture mug.When someone loses or is fired from their job but they're already set economically either through years of paid service, severance pay, or high standing with employer.
Did you hear, they just freetired the coach of that NFL team for his bad playmaking skills that have caused the team to lose dearly on the playing field. He got the 10 mil severance, he's done freetired from the game.
by Dudeschannel January 28, 2026
Get the Freetired mug.A person who lives on an ideological plantation, is not a real freethinker and in fact has zero critical thinking skills, but believe they do, because the side of the aisle they're chained to constantly bombards their feeble minds with "We are thuh freethinking, logical reasonal, critical drinkural side! *Huff* we just arrive at all these thoughts through logical reasonal! Duh! Obviously you're the smort boi!" rhetoric. Overlaps heavily with the logical reasonal & the chronline. Plural: freethinkrz
"Jon is such a freethinkr he believes everything he sees on a YT channel once he hears 'Do your own research' and because it's called VERITAS and he saw in the comments that means TRUTH without regard for the fact that the algorithm only prioritizes the sort of content he peruses without regard to how many dubious facts it intravenously feeds him."
"White male freethinkrz are the most offended people of all time. Right alongside white lib females. Did you see them flip over Assassin's Creed Shadows? Bruh."
"White male freethinkrz are the most offended people of all time. Right alongside white lib females. Did you see them flip over Assassin's Creed Shadows? Bruh."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 16, 2025
Get the Freethinkr mug.Fredt is the kind of guy who would go in, single-handedly, to pull out that stubborn turd that just won’t come out.
Person 1: Ugh, dude, I’m struggling here. You ever had one of those situations where… you know… it just won’t come out?
Person 2: Oh, man. The ol’ stubborn turd situation? Yeah, been there.
Person 1: I’ve tried everything. I drank coffee. I sat there for like 20 minutes scrolling through my phone. I even did that weird little squat thing. Nothing.
Person 2: Have you called Fredt?
Person 1: …Fredt? What’s he gonna do?
Person 2: Bro, Fredt is the type of guy who would single-handedly—literally—go in and pull that thing out if you needed him to. No hesitation. That’s how solid of a friend he is.
Person 1: You think he would?
Person 2: He’s already on his way.
(Door bursts open.)
Fredt: Heard you needed a hand, buddy.
Person 1: …Fredt, you’re a real one.
Person 2: Oh, man. The ol’ stubborn turd situation? Yeah, been there.
Person 1: I’ve tried everything. I drank coffee. I sat there for like 20 minutes scrolling through my phone. I even did that weird little squat thing. Nothing.
Person 2: Have you called Fredt?
Person 1: …Fredt? What’s he gonna do?
Person 2: Bro, Fredt is the type of guy who would single-handedly—literally—go in and pull that thing out if you needed him to. No hesitation. That’s how solid of a friend he is.
Person 1: You think he would?
Person 2: He’s already on his way.
(Door bursts open.)
Fredt: Heard you needed a hand, buddy.
Person 1: …Fredt, you’re a real one.
by MrJamesAndersson March 19, 2025
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I was gonna engage in sexual activities with Jessica when she suddenly frested all over the bed.
Be careful before hitting girls around here are know for fresting.
Be careful before hitting girls around here are know for fresting.
by The Frester May 9, 2025
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