flop doodle

a dickhead

Shut up you flop doodle !!

by flopdoodle5000 January 3, 2018

keg flop

When an obese person (generally male) bits the Keg hose up his anus and proceeds to belly flop into a pile of vomit.

Did you see Eli keg flop at that RAGER last night???

by BGBRLY December 6, 2019

cock on the flop

A non-erect or flaccid penis.

I’ve heard Matt has a big cock on the flop.

by 10010011 December 12, 2018

flop mop

A fucking retarded cunt.

He was such a flop mop.

by CAtrito August 4, 2018

certified flop

A certification given to posts on social media that act as if they’re going to garner support, but simply do not.

Guy 1: *posts meme making fun of guy 2*
Guy 2: “certified flop”

by brobgonal April 21, 2022

Smelly Flop

When you lean forward usually to pull up your pants in a public bathroom, and your turd breaks off long ways and does a front to back sideways splash, splashing toilet water from the bowl up onto your ass

I was dropping a deuce at work and an coworker walked in, I pulled my pants up from around my ankles as I was braking one off and it did a Smelly Flop into the bowl.

by JOHNjFOLEY December 12, 2018

flop-a-do

those tryin to be gangsta but they ain't

You say you live in the ghettos, I don't believe you flop-a-do!

by ARANAR July 23, 2003