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Floor Nigger

A vacuum robot, one that works while you are away. Such as a Roomba etc.
I have so much more time now to spend on the internet watching porn, and jerking off to pictures of your whore mother, now that a floor nigger vacuums for me every day!
by Skyynet November 17, 2010
mugGet the Floor Niggermug.

mop the floor

After a girl has given a guy a bulimic job, she then eats up the throw-up she just regurgitated off of his genitals. Bulimic job and mop the floor can continue for several rounds.
Christina: oh my god, I love being bulimic.
Josh: That's wonderful baby, now can you mop the floor?
by Thrice001 April 10, 2008
mugGet the mop the floormug.

dance floor

by iknowgolf April 28, 2006
mugGet the dance floormug.

the door in the floor

A loose translation of this well-known urban slang: 'a low-key Eastern Japanese spinach grower who lives by the rice paddy and stores the year's crop in the basement beneath the hatchdoor.'
"I'm a spud farmer."
"I'm a door in the floor"
by Stephen Thomas November 18, 2004
mugGet the the door in the floormug.

Floor gang

The religion of uttermost relaxation and dominance, thy who floor, withholds power. Spit at the enemy and they will split back. 399$ chair is part of floortopia.
FLOOR GANG AOUHH
by Ajshshsbjs May 16, 2020
mugGet the Floor gangmug.

floor nigger

Politically correct term for midget, dwarf, little person, of any race. Named for their proximity to the floor. Credit to Dave Attell
person A: Hey did you notice the midget working in the housewares section at Wal-mart?
person B: Woah dude, you can't call them that anymore, that is super not cool. I thought you were better informed than that. We've got to be more sensitive to people who are different. Anyway, yes I noticed, I damn near tripped over that floor nigger!
by BettyHumpter September 15, 2021
mugGet the floor niggermug.

staring at the floor

"i asked my friend asscheeck if he is staring at the floor"
by awkward1234 July 21, 2018
mugGet the staring at the floormug.

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