Popularized in the late 1970's in Philadelphia, a flat bird is male genitalia that is very thin and gangly.
While crossing streams John John looked at Greg's member and stated " Wow Greg, you have a flat bird"
by Flat Bird April 12, 2017
Get the flat bird mug.Although no-one knows the exact origin of the flat-brimmed hat style, a majority of speculation notes that african-americans living within lower-class suburbanite neighborhoods, or "ghettos", were the originators of the style.
Dually noted was its representation of struggle arising from poor living conditions within the lower-socioeconomic segment of society.
Unfortunetly, somewhere along the way, "Twats" or "Fake Ass Bitches" stole the iconic style, and began to showcase it throughout middle-class and upper-class societies. Notoriety for this type of "douchebaggery" was taken by most "wiggers", whom still to this day showcase this style amoung their "dirty-ass" peers.
In an ideal world, the flat-brimmed hat would be quashed, and represent a segment of history. However, this would only allow other blatent showcases of "douchebaggery" to take its space.
Dually noted was its representation of struggle arising from poor living conditions within the lower-socioeconomic segment of society.
Unfortunetly, somewhere along the way, "Twats" or "Fake Ass Bitches" stole the iconic style, and began to showcase it throughout middle-class and upper-class societies. Notoriety for this type of "douchebaggery" was taken by most "wiggers", whom still to this day showcase this style amoung their "dirty-ass" peers.
In an ideal world, the flat-brimmed hat would be quashed, and represent a segment of history. However, this would only allow other blatent showcases of "douchebaggery" to take its space.
Look at that kid. I just want to punch him in the lips. Only a fake-ass bitch would wear a stupid flat-brimmed hat.
You are scum, because you wear a flat-brimmed hat.
What a fuckin d-bag.
You are scum, because you wear a flat-brimmed hat.
What a fuckin d-bag.
by Timbur March 12, 2011
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by FlatChipMaster121 December 13, 2012
Get the Flat Chips mug.AKA Flat Earther, they belong to the Flat Brain Society. They think the Earth is flat and that some evil dudes made it a globe. You cannot argue with them, they have bogus logic and get very angry when you prove they are wrong.
I was banned from a flat brainer discord after proving their argument wrong! lmfao
It went like this:
Him: "That lens represents atmospheric refraction"
Me: "Actually, the atmopshere acts more like a wedge lens, not a fresnel lens"
(I don't actually know the correct lens, I was just setting up a trap.)
Him: "How can you prove that it acts as a wedge lens?"
Me: "How can you prove that it acts as a fresnel lens?"
Him: "You are just doing hand-wave dismissals, you are yet to answer my question!"
Me: "Are you kidding me?"
*gets banned*
I was banned from a flat brainer discord after proving their argument wrong! lmfao
It went like this:
Him: "That lens represents atmospheric refraction"
Me: "Actually, the atmopshere acts more like a wedge lens, not a fresnel lens"
(I don't actually know the correct lens, I was just setting up a trap.)
Him: "How can you prove that it acts as a wedge lens?"
Me: "How can you prove that it acts as a fresnel lens?"
Him: "You are just doing hand-wave dismissals, you are yet to answer my question!"
Me: "Are you kidding me?"
*gets banned*
That guy is a flat brainer, he thinks the earth is flat. No power in this world can make him think otherwise.
by ybcuber September 5, 2018
Get the Flat Brainer mug.by mrbill4 December 2, 2018
Get the flat jackson mug.Also known as Jeong Yoon oh or Jung Jaehyun. Someone needs to give him cake cause everyone knows that he doesn't have one. Jaehyun is the king of all Flat Asses.
Heres how you would use it
Random person : Whats a Flat Ass?
Czennie : A flat ass is someone without cake also known as Jung Jaehyun.
Random person : Whats a Flat Ass?
Czennie : A flat ass is someone without cake also known as Jung Jaehyun.
by sochenle April 3, 2021
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