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when you're trying to fuck a girl way too tall for you.
Also: when you are about to shit your pants and have to do the awkward leg thing that's like a Sprint, but clenching your cheeks so damn hard it might rupture a blood vessel.
Also: when you are about to shit your pants and have to do the awkward leg thing that's like a Sprint, but clenching your cheeks so damn hard it might rupture a blood vessel.
"Hey... Did you fuck Shaaron yet?"
"No, she was so tall I ended up Flamingo Dancing the whole time."
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"Did you see John in the hallways today, he must've had to poop so bad he was flamingo dancing the whole way to the bathroom."
"No, she was so tall I ended up Flamingo Dancing the whole time."
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"Did you see John in the hallways today, he must've had to poop so bad he was flamingo dancing the whole way to the bathroom."
by goatfetus00 January 04, 2020
On March 3rd, the day in which florida was founded (therefore meaning flamingos were discovered) we shall appreciate the beauty and grace of flamingos. We should appreciate how they were able to survive extinction and live on!
by chomper1173 December 23, 2020
by Witch man May 03, 2023