a viewer of the popular roblox youtuber flamingo that is usually between the age of 6-11. they are commonly found on roblox and they usually think the man and woman face is funny and they make being an asshole their whole personality. they are also band kids and you might hear them blasting earrape audio in games that allow you to play music and they also harass anyone that goes against flamingo (they will stalk your social media accounts and in some rare cases, doxx you). they will defend flamingo until their iPad keyboards no longer register their aggressive tapping. most of them are gen alpha anyways so just take away their iPad, they are useless without it and thats where all the hate comes from.
i was also told to go kill myself because i looked like a dumb clueless child on roblox (was using an alt account for fun and i had no robux). like ok? im not as privileged as you. i don't get special education.
pretty sure im double his or her age anyways and im not a sensitive little snowflakey soy boy. i was just shocked that a flamingo fan (that is probably 9 years old) would say such a thing. when i was 9 years old the worst thing i had done was discovering porn
i was also told to go kill myself because i looked like a dumb clueless child on roblox (was using an alt account for fun and i had no robux). like ok? im not as privileged as you. i don't get special education.
pretty sure im double his or her age anyways and im not a sensitive little snowflakey soy boy. i was just shocked that a flamingo fan (that is probably 9 years old) would say such a thing. when i was 9 years old the worst thing i had done was discovering porn
flamingo fan: *blasting earrape audio
a normal person: hey can you stop doing that?
flamingo fan: no because E (sometimes they say yo tengo and many other weird phrases)
a normal person: hey can you stop doing that?
flamingo fan: no because E (sometimes they say yo tengo and many other weird phrases)
by Reminite December 05, 2023
when you're trying to fuck a girl way too tall for you.
Also: when you are about to shit your pants and have to do the awkward leg thing that's like a Sprint, but clenching your cheeks so damn hard it might rupture a blood vessel.
Also: when you are about to shit your pants and have to do the awkward leg thing that's like a Sprint, but clenching your cheeks so damn hard it might rupture a blood vessel.
"Hey... Did you fuck Shaaron yet?"
"No, she was so tall I ended up Flamingo Dancing the whole time."
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"Did you see John in the hallways today, he must've had to poop so bad he was flamingo dancing the whole way to the bathroom."
"No, she was so tall I ended up Flamingo Dancing the whole time."
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"Did you see John in the hallways today, he must've had to poop so bad he was flamingo dancing the whole way to the bathroom."
by goatfetus00 January 04, 2020
On March 3rd, the day in which florida was founded (therefore meaning flamingos were discovered) we shall appreciate the beauty and grace of flamingos. We should appreciate how they were able to survive extinction and live on!
by chomper1173 December 23, 2020
by Witch man May 03, 2023
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