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A term for 2 people sending hart emoji's, love you, ect. Without being in a relationship
1: Dude, i have a fix with Emily

2: Do you have the Zaza?
by BBC taker November 5, 2022
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Fix

I had to go to the garage to fix my Range Rover, but apparently the damage is irreparable, so that's a shame
by UltimateDoge May 14, 2022
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Mechanic's Quick Fix

A type of sex act involving a car battery, jumper cables, copious amounts of lubricant and a go-getter attitude. The act involves using the car battery as a means of electro-erotic stimulation, with a non flammable lubricant also being a requirement so that individuals partaking do not get lit on fire.
That guy I went home with last night turned out to be loads of fun once he gave me a good ol' Mechanic's Quick Fix.
by MurderDuck May 28, 2022
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Fix

A slang term to describe a syringe full of narcotics, for IV injection
I gotta hit my vein so I can get my fix
by Mohawk Kris December 15, 2021
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Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.
"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"
by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022
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Fix News

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.
He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.
by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020
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Bro im going to fix my vr

Term typically used by gay teens meaning to get their butts stuffed.
Bro im going to fix my vr with my friend
by Bro my vr November 21, 2020
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