Feed the Zombie

When you defecate a large amount of stool with so much ferocity it could feed a zombie living in the toilet.

After that 6 pack of burritos I had to feed the zombie. The toilet was then clogged.

by dino9401 October 1, 2012

Feed the Snakes

An analogy for feeding an addiction, namely cigarettes.

"Hey Emily, can you watch the kids? I desperately need to feed the snakes."
"No problem, just don't take too long."

by CrunchyZombies October 9, 2019

Page feeding

The act of mindlessly staring at the Facebook homepage waiting for new content to be created.

MATT: What have you done today?

JAMES: Nothing mate i've been bored shitless, Just been Page feeding all morning.

by fkaldemhatas April 23, 2011

fresh on the feed

something that is newly posted onto the news-feed of Facebook or any other social network

Joel-"Where are those pics of our game of beer pong?"
Michael-"They're fresh on the feed"

by thats soo tits April 27, 2011

Instagram feed

The pictures you see when you scroll down someones instagram

Omg she has such a cool instagram feed!

by YASQUEENYAS June 6, 2018

Feed the cat

To make oneself scarce for a indefinite period of time on a night out with friends in order to ingest cocaine or other such narcotics that are found in powder form, and thus, requiring privacy and isolation.

"Where's Minky gone, it's his turn to by a round of drinks. Oh he's gone to feed the cat, he'll be munted when he gets back."

by What button's shoot? May 14, 2019

feed the pony

lesbian sex

Sally feeds the pony

by Chopster December 14, 2002