feeding the ducks

Masturbating, usually to internet pr0n.

Aaron said BRB, then proceeded to feed the ducks.

by RandomDude July 1, 2003

feed her pony

Used to indicate hand manipulation of a broad's mingue.

Accompanied by a hand motion at the approximate height of a woman's vagina, palm facing up, fingers repeatedly opening and closing.

TC: hey, what do you think of that bird over there, balls?
Balls: She's nice... I'd love to feed her pony
TC: Better shave them pork chops then, she may not be interested in you.

by Johny Eyeball June 13, 2003

Feeding the Freepers

When a Progressive, Liberal or Democrat posts something incredibly stupid on a "left-wing" message board (such as DemocraticUnderground.com) that the freepers can use as part of a straw man argument to discredit their critics.

Publishing a ridiculous anti-Bush theory that can easily held up for ridicule to discredit the real anti-Bush theories.

Publishing a ridiculous conspiracy theory that casts the legitimate conspiracy theories in a bad light.

"Will you please stop saying that the oil companies caused the Tsunami. That's just plain stupid, and all you are doing is feeding the freepers."

by Iandb1 January 8, 2005

bird feeder

A method of consumption of beer. The "feeder" attaches a fish hook to a ceiling and attaches some floss. The other end of the floss is strung onto a tab of an unopened beer can. The "feeder" then winds up the beer repeatedly and opens the tab while still holding the beer. The "feeder" then has the "bird" hold the beer. The "bird" then punctures the beer in a shotgunning motion, creating a circular stream of beer onto the "bird". IMPORTANT: The "bird" must flap his/her wings and follow the spinning circle of beer.

Zach: Colin and Bob lost in pong. They have to do a bird feeder.

by Zenzilla December 11, 2009

Creeper Feed

The new version of Facebook's News Feed, which conveniently shows all the interaction between you and your friends, everything your friends send each other, and a lot of the stuff sent by the friends of your friends, perfect for use by your friendly neighborhood creeper.

Also leads to those wonderful conversations when you accidentally become privy to certain correspondence that you aren't supposed to see, but Facebook decides to show you anyway, and your friends get angry at you for knowing about it.

Creeper Feed: Katie S. posted a new photo album - "Beach Photos."
Friendly Neighborhood Creeper: Mmmm...

by S. Merritt February 5, 2010

Fedak

to masturbate.

I was about to fedak yesterday morning, but my mom walked in on me.

by Hooplaa February 10, 2009

feedback loop

A term used by management types to describe any sort of relationship in which one person gives feedback to another, even if nothing in the feedback process resembles a loop.

Wal-Mart "Associate": I feel like you're creating a hostile work environment by constantly pinching my ass.

Wal-Mart Manager: I'm glad we've set up the sort of feedback loop where you feel comfortable telling me that. You're fired.

by EJP June 27, 2007