FaceTime Rule

A form of communication through which iPhones are connected by a stream of live video as a way to talk to someone while also being able to see them. When this form of communication is used between a male and female who are in an intimate relationship, the female is required to reveal her breasts during the course of the conversation at least once.

Hannah and I were using FaceTime last night and she totally followed the FaceTime Rule - her boobs looked perfect!

by Stump17 July 7, 2015

facetag

The process of tagging someones picture on the networking site Facebook.

"Hey Kass don't forget to facetag those pics from last night"

by tbutterw December 17, 2007

Facetious Suppository

1. A overly sarcastic rubber fist

2. A pill which is'nt particuallry happy about where it's going

The Facetious Suppository said "I'm so glad that you have acute erectile dysfunction becasue your penis smells like lavender"

by urbancuntbag March 7, 2009

Facety

Who the fuck knows. This word is only for illiterate retards that don't know how to say the word feisty.

"damn that kid is facety" *dabs*
"Wtf facety isn't even a real word mate, do you mean feisty?"

by WTF is facety October 20, 2017

Fauceting

When a person (typically female) uses either the bathtub or the shower faucet to stimulate the clitoris until orgasm is reached.

Before I had access to toys, fauceting was a safe, clean way to achieve orgasm.

by TayterFixedThtDefinition June 3, 2022

faucetsex

a. sexual actions that produce orgasmic reactions; “turning on the faucet” would refer to the wetness produced in a woman’s vagina when turned on.

b. sex in a sink, kinda like the kanye lyric

c. using the faucet as means to pleasure yourself

had faucetsex with your mom

by fatfunkymonkey August 16, 2022

FaucetFailure

Not a business. Lifestyle

I am FaucetFailure

by Urban Dictionary 346 January 13, 2023