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Fakestinian

An Arab outcast from Syria, Jordan, or Egypt who believes in a concocted myth of a sovereign Arab state called "Palestine" (despite no such state historically existing). Favorite hobbies include throwing rocks at either civilians or the IDF and then screaming like a toddler when getting a taste of his own medicine, during thousands of rockets at Israeli civilians and crying foul when IDF retaliates, stabbing random Israeli civilians.

The Fakestinian justifies this savage barbaric behavior as "resistance to occupation". In this case "occupation" refers to the state of Israel in it's entirety not just the disputed territories.
The Fakestinian is the archetypal wolf in sheep's clothing. He'll bleat about how evil the "Zionists" are while himself being brainwashed to murder, maim, and injure any random "Yahud" he can find. Classic projection.

Also a bit suspicious how most pro Israel definitions here have been removed while revisionist Fakestinian propaganda is massively upvoted. Surely just a coincidence right?
by Wake Up July 11, 2022
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Fake nerds

The biggest idiots on the planet. They pretend to be geeks or nerds to be cool.
You see, if you're like me, you've been called a nerd or a geek your whole life. Then you see these jackasses walking along, speaking in 1337 in REAL LIFE like idiots, using terms like "uber" and "w00t," professing how much of a nerd they are. They have tons of friends and everyone seems to like them.
Meanwhile, you and your lonely, virgin for life friends sit watching in disgust, wondering why someone would WANT to be a nerd.
Why would someone want to be like you and your friends, talking too loud or too quiet, being socially awkward, and being the only people you know who have never touched a girl? Are people stupid?

The answer is a definite yes.
Fake nerds: "lol uber w00t! I know how to go to MySpace at school! It's easy, you just open command prompt, type tracert myspace.com, wait, and then copy the IP into the address bar! I'm such a nerd, I'm sorry!"

Real nerds: "I'm going to die alone."
by Stevuph O'Jimsen August 11, 2009
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2 Shot Fake Out

When fucking a bitch from behind, you spit on her back and then she thinks you have cummed and when she turns around you bust in her face! AWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET!
"The bitch was being dumb so i did a 2 shot fake out and that shut her up, my nukka!"
by Joey Gilliam February 14, 2006
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fake class

any class in which no one knows what they are doing, yet they still pass with at least an 80.
I don't know what I'm doing!!!

Hey, at least you're passing.

Damn fake class
by teabagfuh69 December 7, 2004
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Fades of Dreams

1. A fake fade away hook shot made famous by former Houston Rockets center, Akeem "The Dream" Olajuwon which I use mainly for playing basketball.
1. I came to the paint and gave him the "Fades of Dreams" all over the basket.
by Demetrius Klyce June 5, 2005
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fake band

A band that exists only in name and concept. The greatest fake bands promote their name without plans to ever rehearse, record, or play live.
"You don't fuck with Cupcakes & Beer, man - we rawk hard."
"That's your fake band foo, you guys talk and rock a bar stool."
by Jeanyis June 11, 2008
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fake turbulence

When an airplane goes through what the passengers belive to be turbulence, but the pilot is just recieving head and can't control himself.
"This plane ride has been bumpy, must be some bad turbulence."
"Or maybe that hot flight attendent who went into the cockpit and him are doing something, she has been in there for awhile now we could be experiencing some fake turbulence."
by cuddycowboy36 April 10, 2010
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