The successor to MySpace, a 2000's decade format, that from my perspective, is superior, for you can genuinely communicate with friends and family.
by kyw3directconn October 22, 2011
Get the Facebookmug. A website created by Mark Zuckerberg for polish people to take about sex and other shit. Also the home of "Sned bobs and vagene"
by CommunisticWeeb420 December 28, 2018
Get the Facebookmug. by KiLlLlLlLMeNoW February 21, 2017
Get the Facebookmug. Middle-Aged Man: "So, I was stalking this little girl's facebook the other day..."
Teen: "Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, but that was just another middle-aged man disguised as a little girl."
Teen: "Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, but that was just another middle-aged man disguised as a little girl."
by I Write Definitions! February 8, 2018
Get the Facebookmug. Once a social media for teenagers everyone used for taking photos and posting them. Created in 2004 by Mark Zuckerberg, everyone was using it and it was the best thing ever. Soon got taken over by Instagram and Snapchat and whatever other shit things, Facebook is now for old, ancient grandpas of ours who barely knows how to use a goddamn phone
by A name no one has taken September 18, 2018
Get the Facebookmug. A website that poses as a medium for users to connect socially but is secretly a test of one's spelling, grammar, taste, maturity, and gullibility.
Person 1: Let's make Facebook profiles! This way we can connect with our friends!
Person 2: Sure! Let's just make sure to spell and construct sentences like we have progressed past the fourth grade. Oh, and let's also make sure not to post stupid pictures of ourselves that may ruin future career opportunities. OH! Also, we'd better not engage in stupid arguments or simply post things that we think sound cool or important without verifying their authenticity!
Person 1: ...well then maybe we should just avoid this, then.
Person 2: Sure! Let's just make sure to spell and construct sentences like we have progressed past the fourth grade. Oh, and let's also make sure not to post stupid pictures of ourselves that may ruin future career opportunities. OH! Also, we'd better not engage in stupid arguments or simply post things that we think sound cool or important without verifying their authenticity!
Person 1: ...well then maybe we should just avoid this, then.
by DarthGyro October 18, 2016
Get the Facebookmug. it's shit
XXXcoolGuyXXX: facebook is sh*t
redDRIPmoment: hell naw facebook is drip
*reddripmoment gets beaten up by everyone in the building*
redDRIPmoment: hell naw facebook is drip
*reddripmoment gets beaten up by everyone in the building*
by attack helicopter B) January 15, 2021
Get the facebookmug.