by dwere September 11, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. He is literally the best thing that will ever happen to u. Sometimes it might seem like he doesn't like u and he tries to act all tough but he's actually a rlly soft boi. He's great as a friend and a boyfriend. But whatever he is to u make sure that u never let him go👍😊
Person 1: I'm so mad at ethan right now, I can't stand him
Person 2: Don't worry he's just trynna act tough.
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Person 1: Ethan is literally going all out for valentine's day.
Person 2: at least be happy you even have a boyfriend😣
Person 2: Don't worry he's just trynna act tough.
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Person 1: Ethan is literally going all out for valentine's day.
Person 2: at least be happy you even have a boyfriend😣
by janeybaney1 June 29, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. by mr pickle 21 May 5, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. A sexy guy that loves his cock and is very funny and you should be friends with him because he will make you laugh
by Basic Human Being October 24, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. a guy named ethan is a special kind of crazy when you meet an ethan you think for a second, wtf is he wearing tin foil and singing pumped up kicks. the answer is he just is. ethans are also very good with guns and usually from somewhere in the south where fucking you cousin is normal so give him a break. though you will; be embarrassed to know him at least you will always have fun around him
wow man that dude in the tinfoil hat with the ak47 and pedo smile looks like such an ethan ima get out of here before he offers me some candy.
dude that priest who always has little boys coming over is such an ethan I mean seriously I would back the fuck away from that
dude that priest who always has little boys coming over is such an ethan I mean seriously I would back the fuck away from that
by Funfunperson September 2, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is the best person you’ll ever meet. He’s humble, strong, and just everything you could ever imagine. He’s there for you even during your darkest times and he knows how to make you laugh. He could talk with you for hours non-stop and you would never get bored. He has saved lives. He lets people know how important they really are. His eyes.. they’re gorgeous. Even though they may only be brown, they’ll be the best brown eyes you’ve ever seen. They’re warm and comforting and assure that everything is ok. His hugs.. you could stand in his arms for hours and he’d never let go. He knows when you need cheering up most. His hands.. the way he holds your hand is the best feeling in the world. Ethan is the type of person who will never leave your side. Ethan is beautiful. He is sensitive though, so be careful not to hurt him. He would compliment you forever, and you could too. There’s so many good things to know about him this definition is getting too long. But, that’s who Ethan is. ♥️
Person 1: Wow, I met this guy, we talked all night and i didn’t even know his name.
Person 2: Did you ever ask for his name?
Person 1: Yeah.. he said it was Ethan
Person 2: Did you ever ask for his name?
Person 1: Yeah.. he said it was Ethan
by unconditionaldolanz January 28, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. A feral creature that dwells within its room playing his computer mostly a wild cringy creature it feeds on whatever it finds. Literally anything. Their jokes are as retarded as they are.
by Dull future March 17, 2019
Get the Ethanmug.