Epstein's Dozen

A dozen is 12, a baker's dozen is 13, an Epstein's dozen is 14

I picked up an Epstein's dozen of doughnuts.

by Frenchtard October 19, 2023

Epitasisturophobia

Fear of stretchy cheese

My friend screamed when I peeled my string cheese, for she has epitasisturophobia.

by LordGoose December 29, 2023

Epstain

The shame of being associated with Jeffrey Epstein

Flying on that jet gave him an epstain he can never wash out!

by DigitalR3x January 3, 2024

Epitasisturophobia

Fear of stretchy cheese

She has epitasisturophobia so she shrieked when he stretched the cheese stick.

by LordGoose January 5, 2024

easitycheesityphobia

the fear of Easy Cheese

Brain has easitycheesityphobia, he’s terrified of Easy Cheese

by ppolaraid January 8, 2024

eptitude

natural ability. Back formation from ineptitude

He has eptitude for handling broken engines.

by oyvay January 9, 2024

Epsteined

When someone has sex with you girl and the Israeli Intelligence secretly record video to blackmail him later

Alex Jones got epsteined, he never talks about Israel anymore and changes the subject when asked about it.
Elon Musk got epsteined. After epsteining him, the Zionists took over Twitter.

by Alex_Jones_the_real January 12, 2024