elf in a jar

some elf in a jar

elf in a jar when a elf is captured

kid:captures elf
elf:noo

by pufflerdude January 3, 2023

Elf’s suitcase

Whatever orifice you settle on after seducing someone less that 5 feet tall.

Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship…
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”

Editor: “Hey did you get that interview with Peter Dinklage Finished?”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”

by Notmattmurphy August 30, 2023

elfing

The act of cumming on someone's face, then throwing glitter onto them.

I love elfing on you lil' bro

by anonymous April 13, 2025

Elf

Stands for evil little fucker.

*someone does something to annoy you, or does something sly or evil*

Man, you're an elf.

*Child pisses you off...

Child: Mummy can I have , give me, I want...
Mummy: Shut up ya elf.

by Mummadontgiveafk81 October 12, 2019

Elf rod

A rod you use to stick up some ones but

Sonny go get the elf rod so we can shove it up ur mother’s ass

by Drogon are da best November 26, 2020

Elf

Elderly little fuck

Person A : Man my grandma is soo annoying

Person B : Yea she's a elf !

by Edo.MXS October 20, 2021

Elf

A Chinese midget that is forced to work with a fat fuck in his factory to make toys and other shenanigans.

-yo dude look at the elf
-awesome, I wonder if it will give me a Huawei for Christmas

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 15, 2023