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Double dumbass on you!

A plain,classic Star Trek phrase,delivered by the one and only Captain Kirk to a cab driver in one of the Original Series feature films.
Cab driver: Watch where you're going, you dumbass!
Captain Kirk: Double dumbass on you!
by ChameleonAce01 June 29, 2010
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Emma Roberts dumbass

emma roberts is one of the dumbest people ever (i still love her)
exhibit a: walked into a glass door and broke her nose
exhibit b: joined a book club but can’t read
exhibit c: when defending taylor swift she use “your” instead of “you’re”
exhibit d: she’s scared of horror things but watches it alone at night
there’s more (emma there’s nothing wrong about being a dumbass ily)
emma roberts? year emma roberts dumbass she’s a little bit confused in life sometimes 😭🙏
by nayasemma January 7, 2021
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"zap yo dumbass"

Phrase from "The Juggernaut Bitch" that can be said right before schooling one of your friends in something.
John quickly said, "zap yo dumbass" before nailing a 3 pointer on Mark.

Ryan yelled, "zap yo dumbass" before stealing Peter in the jaw in a friendly boxing match.
by koozi47 August 20, 2006
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national dumbass day

A day to appreciate dumbass’s for being dumb but beautiful/handsome while doing it! Which is on August 25!
Angie:It’s national dumbass day
Levi: Post me!
Angie: *posts Levi*
by Natalia_2020 August 5, 2019
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A cliche in bad movies such as A Kid in King Arthur's Court in which a female character in the first act of the movie is strong and totally independent and can kick ass but in the last part of the movie becomes weak and helpless and needs a man to save her.

Phrase comes from the Nostalgia Critic review of A Kid in King Arthur's Court.
Hmmm... that princess who knew martial arts and swordfighting and could defeat a man twice her size now can't break out of the arm lock of a man her size. She must have the dumbass in distress disorder.
by King of Jellybeans December 30, 2009
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Im on a phone dumbass

1. The person is using a phone to type instead of a computer, as an excuse for typing slowly or typing with horrible grammar. Commonly used angrily and/or childishly.
2. The person is using a phone and wants you to getaway.
1. "You type really slow," I typed. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied.
2. "My kid needs milk," I said. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied, putting their phone up to my face.
by SpeedoThreeSixty November 16, 2020
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