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Douche bag extraordinaire

Noun, Adjective - A person who has shown outstanding achievement when it comes to the practices of being a douche bag, fucker, asshole, shithead, or any other demeaning clique association that portrays douchery at its finest.
When standing in line at DQ you suddenly are cut in line by a jock and a few of his douche bag friends.

You: Hey! I was in line in front of you.
Douche nozzle: So?
You: Well fuck you man!
Douche: I've got your sister for that.

After suffering a humiliating defeat you finally return to your table with a few of your friends.

Friends: What took so long?
You: Some asshole in line decided to become a douche bag extraordinaire and cut me.
Friends: What a douche...
by IisMathwizard December 18, 2012
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Douche Bag

by Mel-o September 15, 2009
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Juneau Douche Bags

The capitol city of Alaska. Population of approximately 30,000 with nearly 30% being unemployed male douche bags that strut around the bars like they're the shit. The average Juneau douche bag only gets laid once every other year and it's usually to a 300 lb Chlamydia infested whale. Can also be used to describe a Juneau female that is a 2 but thinks she's a 10. A very common occurance in Southeast Alaska.
Those Juneau Douche Bags would sleep with a toaster if they could only afford to buy it a drink.
by AKCoug February 21, 2011
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bald douche bag

A middle aged white guy with daddy issues and a tiny penis, so he has to take out his issues on everyone by being an arrogant ass-bag. Usually a racist, but will piss pants if confronted by a black guy.
I saw a bald douche bag in a hummer today.
by ShitonFire July 1, 2014
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Ass Douche Bag

Usually a member of the Millennial generation, this individual grew up receiving participation awards and high praise. However, as an adult, this individual, who was raised under the impression he was special, now feels shame and envy for not being able to succeed in a capitalistic society.
Jimmy's parents told him he was a special boy who could have anything he wanted, even through he was in the bottom quartile of his class. Jimmy, now an intern at a corporation, is angry that he can't have the president's parking spot and monthly bonuses. After all, he has been working there for 3 months and his mom says he's the best. Jimmy is an ass douche bag.
by d2theb December 3, 2011
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Douche Bag Dave

To be a "Douche Bag Dave" is to be totally ignorant towards anything in the world that means anything important. A person who fits this description will say things like "can I fist your girlfriend" and will believe anything you tell them until they go look for what it was and finds out that you were fucking with them, and yet finds it funny.
Dave: " hey dude can I fist your girlfriend"

Dude: why are you such a douche bag dave?
by anonymous64836 June 18, 2009
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douche bag chic

A look popularized by urban hipsters and characterized by the wearing of loud, overpriced clothing. It is commonly seen on tattooed gym junkies and pseudo-rocker chicks.
Sue: "Hey, look at Joe. He's wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt and a new pair of Affliction jeans."

Jan: "Yeah, he is really rocking the 'douche bag chic' look today."
by phoenixjpb February 11, 2009
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