Social Distancing

Abstract noun referring to a distance of 6ft (or 2m) that people must keep between eachother during a virus pandemic in order to reduce transmission of the virus.

1. A pandemic-appropriate, polite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. "Oops. Social distancing!", you chuckle through your mask.

2. A never-appropriate, impolite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. You remove the person's mask, as well as your own, and spit into their face, "Social distanciinngg!"

by SickDave September 22, 2020

Soshal Distancé

A girl born in 2020, year of disaster and the pandemic. At that time period, everyone was asked to social distance, hence the name Soshal Distancé, which is of course changed up a bit from the original phrase. Other names of kids born in 2020 include Covid (boy name), Corona (girl name), and Quarentina. No joke, those are actual names that have been used. 😂💀

Hey Covid, Soshal Distancé wanted to know if you would go on a date with her.

by Bats_and_such October 12, 2020

Pelvic Distance

When you’re so close to a person that you can pelvic thrust them. The true definition of violating personal space.

“Stop stepbro, you’re violating my Pelvic Distance!”

by Jasian1028 December 29, 2021

Breaking Social distancing guidelines

An Euphemism used by UK ministers of health to describe having an illicit extramarital affair / sexual encounter. First invented by Matt Hancock on 25th July 2021.

I apologize for breaking social distancing guidelines. (When showing CCTV footage of him kissing and aide)

by Henry G Darren June 26, 2021

Columbia Crack Dist. Ltd

The best group of people to walk the earth

Alexander: what is the name of our gc?
Sky:Columbia Crack Dist. Ltd

by BoOmGirl101 September 28, 2021

Distefano

A derogatory term used during parties when describing someone who is an ultra lightweight.

"dude im so wasted"
"bro, you had four beers, your such a distefano."

by koolmanwowo July 7, 2009

disterhaft

the long version of d-1/2, a person you would not like to know but once you do you can't get enough of him because it's a sexy name. or you have nothing better to do.

Newton: Drager whats up?
Drager: God I am bored.
Newton: Lets go see disterhaft
Drager: Isn't there anything better to do?
Newton: No.

by limphoma February 10, 2008