diarreah breath

What Vanessa has.

when she breathes it smells like baby poo, Mustard, car oil, pickles, and ginger!

alisha knows the feeling of sitting next to her.

When we sit in church me and alisha can smell vanessas diarreah breath.

by A--afjsdaklfas; November 28, 2009

diareaha

Liquidy poop that looks like rotten apple sauce and banana .

Oh man my anus is just blowing that diareaha out like mount Vesuvius blew out ash and lava.

by Go drink bleach fagtard October 17, 2017

Sauteed diarrhea

Magma like substance released from the anus, hot enough to burn through flesh.

After i ate my burrito at Las Margaritas, i didnt feel too well. Before I recieved my check i needed to make a dash for the restroom. On my way up the stairs, a steamy hot stream of Sauteed diarrhea spilled out of my rectum; the liquid hot fieces burned a river down the flesh of my thigh, behind my knee, and into my shoe. I kept running. Left on the stairs behind me was a splattered oasis of runny dung.

by Gotsumfome? January 18, 2008

Mental Diarrhea

To spill out any thoughtless, boorish, insensitive, indiscrete, or brainless crap that comes to mind without being able to exert any control, restraint, forethought or prudence. To talk out of one's ass.

Sorry for what I said about your wife's booty at the meeting this morning, man. I don't know what I was thinking. I must have had an episode of mental diarrhea.

by SirOreo December 27, 2014

The Diarrhea Song

A funny song about diarrheal accidents.

The Diarrhea Song:

When you're tryin hard to pee
And your butt's leakin iced tea
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

When you're walkin two by two
And your partner smells like poo
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

When you feel a brown banana
Gotta wipe with your bandana
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

by diarrheal lyricist August 28, 2010

diarrhea

Liquid crap that shoots out of your but at such incredible volasities that it is capable of breaking the very fine fabric of space which can create interdimensional vortexes to any possible dimension except the 7th and 298th dimension which are too improbable to exist.Tacobell can create this affect.

Oh man! I diarrheaed sooooo fast that I broke time and fell back into the 18th Dimension!

by Albert Einstein 2 the 3rd April 5, 2005

Diarrhea

The term used as an excuse when one is in the bathroom for 20 minutes and doesn't want to admit he was jacking off and not shitting.

Dave walked into his living room and Joe asked "What the hell took so long?" and Dave responds "I had diarrhea" and laughs to himself.

by Chris Pav January 7, 2007