Devante

Jack beyfusses favourite student

Devante is funny, better than Lamar and Jamal at sports and is extremely gay

Jordan: Yo, Devante Mr. Beyfuss just said you were his favourite student.
Devante: Trust me, I know I am, I’m the best.

by Southbound0 July 2, 2022

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Departurism

The libertarian abortion belief that the fetus of a non-criminal unwanted pregnancy is a human being that trespassing is equally innocent as a fetus that was formed from a rape and a fetus that was consensually conceived. The fetus cannot be directly killed even by eviction. It also believes the mother has the legal property right to have the bodily autonomy and the proportionate ability to retaliate against the trespassing by evicting the fetus. It also believes in a legal proportionality for when an eviction can only be lethal and non-lethal. A non-lethal eviction must follow the non-aggression prince by the means of being gentle, non-aggressive, and non-criminal. A lethal eviction can only happen if the fetus harming the life of the mother then the mother has the proportional retaliatory right to evict the fetus in harmful way that doesn’t kill the fetus. Both proportionalities must be carried out by the means carrying the pregnancy until the undeveloped fetus is viable to be evicted and live independently outside of the womb.

Where do you stand in abortion? I believe in departurism.

by Jofag July 16, 2022

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Devastating Head

An incredible blowjob, one so good near fainting is quite common, but immense satisfaction is a guaranteed minimum.

"Bro, that girl I was telling you about gave me some devastating head last night!! "

by Zylomtl August 16, 2022

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Department_Radiant

A retard who screeches about irrelevant rules and jacks off to his fat Indian overlord, pewds saiman.

"Why is that retard screeching about the mod cap so much"

"He is such a Department_Radiant"

by PSUS user August 28, 2022

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Department Meeting

An orgy, at which someone is elected as "company secretary" in order to take "minutes".

This involves collecting the semen of of all participants into a receptacle. The last person to add to the receptacle is made to drink it.

From an interview with Sting, 2002:

"I was in Wales doing an in store signing. I decided to call my mate Rhys Ifans and get him to join me to be a translator. During a lull in the event Rhys asked me if I wanted to go to a Department Meeting with him, explaining it was a "really special sex get together". Trudy and I are always up for new things sexually so I agreed.
At the meeting Rhys was acting as company secretary. I famously last for up to eight hours so after a time Rhys presented me with half a pint of ejaculate to drink. I would have fled but someone had the keys to my helicopter. I thought about calling The Police but we were not really on speaking terms back then, so down the hatch it went.
Anyway, that's why Rhys and I fell out."

by googabooga October 8, 2022

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