deuces are wild

Guy #1: I got a full house Ace's over 2's.
Guy #2: No, that's a five of a kind, deuces are wild jack-ass
Guy #1: DAMN I am lucky! I will be taking that pot right now.

by Mike December 28, 2005

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Deuce-Bag

A douche bag with the annoying habit of flipping the deuces and giving a constipated, pursed-lips look in every fucking photo snapped of them.

"Handfuls of hair gel, chinese/barbed wire tattoos, and being tanned fake orange is one thing, but that stupid pose makes you the worst deuce-bag imaginable."

by dbhater March 22, 2009

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An intimate act that is performed by forming both hands in to the shape of Moose Antlers. To preform the act one is to approach their partner from the rear and firmly apply the Moose Antler Shapen Hands to their buttocks then, french that sweet meat.

You Deuce ah Moosen bastard

by waughruds February 28, 2010

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Deuce head

An individual who resides in the basement of Samaritan village and smokes k2 . Also, an individual who defecates on oneself and gets stuck looking in the mirror as if a zombie while on k2

I swear On everything I love, Ima snuff that deuce head in the face

by Deuce321head July 20, 2019

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