deriso

Someone who likes to give others the "backseat treatment".

Matty D gave Stacey Hamburgler the backseat treatment.

by Matty D March 30, 2005

dorito-stained blob

(Invented by greg gutfeld ): the faceless, nameless, maskless, anonymous individual/s who doxxed portland mayor ted wheeler

Why is ted wheeler not afraid of the dorito-stained blob? I would be

by Sexydimma May 1, 2021

dorito

A cheesy chip that is possible to get stuck in your ribs.

Sexyboi: "Owww. My dorito hurrrrtsss"
Amanda: "Hahaha. Go suck a cock bitch."

by Sexy pants the third March 30, 2008

doritoingers

Doritoingers are similar to chingers. Chingers are the fingers which have cheetoh seasoning on them after consuming cheetohs, whilst doritoingers are the fingers with doritio seasoning on them.

"The best part of the doritos is the doritoingers."

by Bill Gates loves December 11, 2008

Dorito Tear

When your penis is so large that it tears a women's vagina/mouth/anus open like a bag of doritos.

What happened to Dominic's mom?

She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.

by Americanjap June 18, 2011

deritis

There it is!!

To point out something of interest be it a tangible item or an intangible one.

(1) Where's the damn carkeys?!?!?
Deritis right where you left it on top of the fridge

by pr0l33tzzz August 23, 2011

dorito rampage

When you say to yourself that you're only going to have a few doritos but before you know it your hands can't move fast enough to grab more and you end up consuming several hundred chips.

Shortly before bed, Chris decided to enjoy a late night snack. What he thought was going to be a handful of doritos turned into a Dorito Rampage.

by The wet bandit March 11, 2014