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The wood is deposition by water
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Depontisation

the action of physically forcing someone or something off of the side of a bridge.
Country Mac commits self depontisation in 'Always Sunny in Philadelphia,' Season 9, Episode 5 "Mac Day" (famous for the suicide is badass meme of Danny DeVito).

Bungie Jumping is often depontisating for fun.

In the movie Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt is accidentally depontisated at the end of the movie's climax.
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depostrophesised

When apostrophes should be removed from a piece of text
"Lemon sponge cake's" is grammatically incorrect. It should be depostrophesised to "Lemon sponge cakes".
by Jayrlsw May 30, 2023
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deportationer in hell

someone who deports people for no reason even if they didnt jump the border
That nigga is a deportationer in hell he put my boy back in mexico even tho he has a passport, poor christian carlos carillio :(.
by scrxds June 23, 2023
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deporrated

Decorated in a separate way. For example, a Christmas tree without a tree.
I feel really deporrated
by Tishtosh699 October 5, 2023
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Deporty

(noun)
A term for someone who, in the eyes of certain MAGA enthusiasts like; Qookie, Sean, MEME , and JT Money, looks just a little too dark to belong. Usually the first person in a group photo to get side-eyes and whispered questions about their “papers.”
“In the team picture, TC’s kid stands out like a Deporty at a border patrol lineup. Good thing he’s got the jump shot to prove he belongs!

“The coach said, ‘We couldn’t have won without TC’s kid,’ but the other parents just stared, probably wondering if a Deporty was eligible for MVP.”
by Silky_13 November 25, 2024
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deposition officer

A person pretending to be a certified shorthand reporter/stenographer/court reporter. They have no education, skills, or abilities to type. They are not qualified to even scope a transcript. They push a button to record what is going on in the room. All attorneys and witnesses think this person is qualified because they pretend to be. They are not qualified to do anything. They cannot read back. They cannot produce a transcript. They cannot type. After the legal proceedings, they outsource the audio tape to India or China and have someone whose second or third language is actually English to transcribe it. However, because they are secretly fooling everyone, they charge the price of an educated, accurate, real shorthand reporter. It is very much questionable whether the transcripts produced are legally certified and can be used to impeach witnesses at trial.
Excuse me, Miss Reporter. I didn’t hear that answer. Can you please read that back?

No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
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