DEEZ NUTZ

Nuts that belong to the user

Deez nutz got em

by JayFeather2323 April 13, 2016

deez nutz

Annoyance to girls

you you you you you you
what
deez nutz
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by Ghandi21 January 2, 2016

deez nutz

What you do not have

YOU: Have you played that new game?
FRIEND: what new game?
YOU: Deez Nutz

by DEEZ NUTS November 14, 2003

deez hands

What you get from playing melee claw style for to long like dumbass, jacking off for to long, or doing both at the same time.

Mew2king needs to go to the doctor for deez hands.

by Meleelover69 January 16, 2016

deez nuts in ur mouth

you ever just wanna feel these sweet delicous nuts in your mouth bro?

Person 1: YO BRO, YOU KNOW HOW CANDY WAS SUPER DRUNK LAST NIGHT RIGHT?
Person 2: Wha- Whos Candy?

Person 1: CANDY'S NUTS FIT IN YO-

*Person 2 beats the shit out of Person 1*

deez nuts in ur mouth lmao

by king aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa August 2, 2021

deez nuts

you know what they is, it can mean alot

You know that indian girl Shuma?
SOME-OF DIS DICK IN YO MOUTH!!

You get BOFA?
BOTH-OF THESE NUTS IN YO MOUTH!!

Yo that chick is hot..you like blondies??
BLOWIN-DEEZ NUTS!!!!

You know some fool OTIS?
OH-DIS DICK IN YO MOUTH!!!

by atlpatl December 21, 2006

deez nuts

An unfunny term annoyingly used by people with low standards for humor

"Saying deez nuts is not a fucking joke and it never will." ~ I Hate Everything

by ThyMimic September 24, 2015