dilf

Daughter I'd Like to Fuck

My next door neighbor is a DILF

by rock the casbah September 5, 2004

the daily show

one of the best "news" shows ever. John Stewart is the host. Main subjects are controversial politics and pop culture. Very witty and very entertaining. 4.95 out of 5 stars ****.++

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by just some girl March 25, 2005

DILF

Abbreviation for “Dude I Love Forests”
When someone says “DILF”, it means that this person feels really close to nature and wants to share their interest with you.

“OMG, have you seen this man walking down the street ?
-wow he’s such a DILF!
-mannn I love DILF people”

by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023

DILF

Should mean dad I'd like to fu-(...sorry can't say that word on this good christian website) but in hentai it refers to fat ugly old bastards most of time.

Manga fan: this hentai looks nice *looks at the tags* ew it has a dilf tag, I fucking hate ugly bastards. Miss me with that shit.

by Romani Archaman August 20, 2018

dilf

Johnny Depp.

nuff sed.

by Anonymous February 6, 2004

DILF

Daughter I'd like to fuck.

Here in Cartagena, Columbia, we have seen MANY daughters (DILF) we want to fuck all night long. And Mom (MILFs) can join in too!

by ZeusKnows August 7, 2007

DILFA

Acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck again"

This DILF wanted to know what I'd call him after we had sex. I said, if the sex is good I'll call you a DILFA!

by ohsoextra May 31, 2009