China cycle

When a product breaks prematurely either because it was built very cheaply or with an intentional design flaw causing it to have a short life. Can occur between instantly and 24 months. Applies to products that used to last decades. Planned obsolescence taken to an extreme. Very good, maybe even essential for capitalism, but terrible for penny pinching consumers.
My blender just China cycled. Time to throw in the garbage and buy another one. Yay capitalism!
by Got Hard July 16, 2020
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taryn cycle tank

Taryn cycle tank: after changing the water in your aquarium everyday the nitrate and nitrates cycle because your not suppose to change the dirty filter for the water to cycle.
Your aquarium water doesn’t look clear. It’s because “taryn cycle tank”

but she just did a water change an hour ago.

It doesn’t matter.

She’s a fish expert.
by Bigbirddebelen May 03, 2022
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M.T.Head Cycles

A Badass Custom Bike shop ran in up-state New York by 2 buddies
M.T.Head Cycles Man...Their Great
by Big Sexy69 February 12, 2011
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Hire Fire Promo Cycle

The golden age for employees and people looking for employment. The period where all the older employees are retiring, so positions open up. Options to promote are broadened by lack of trained employees. More stores at more locations are opening so there is more spots to hire for. Since the flow of people wanting jobs has increased, managers will look to make space if someone isn’t up to par.
With the baby boomers hitting retirement age, and the new stores opening up around town. It seems we’re gonna see another Hire Fire Promo Cycle
by XiiphiiK April 29, 2021
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Cycle of Bottas

He has like 2 good races, everyone starts rating him and then he has an absolute stinker to remind everyone he's bad
by David Vonderharr September 11, 2022
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The Very Cycle

Whenever you start a project with high hopes for finishing, eventually start loosing motivation for it, start skipping portions of it and then finally give up on it entirely.
by averyprobably July 13, 2023
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Rectum Cycle

When you bleed from your butt once when younger

Usually when someone is first maturing in age, their rectal cycle begins. While it’s normally one time only, for some it may happen at multiple times in their life (can be natural, from trauma, or other occurrences.) If you have yet to have yours after the age of 18, be sure to see a doctor and make sure you’re alright, while it is common to skip your butt period some may develop diseases or suffer symptoms in cause of it.

Can also cause growth in cheeks, period may last from one day to two weeks, and may cramp and pain depending on the person. It is a natural experience and happens differently for all however has been spoken of less due to embarrassment and hatred given and received from men back in the 1800’s.
Damnn your butt looks bigger, did you get your rectum cycle?”
by ProfessorAnalyst June 10, 2024
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