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The Chris Cycle 

A philosophical concept created by Ryn Ramz in an effort to explain the arguing methods of Chris Sanchez. The cycle can be dissolved down to this:
1. Make an argument
2. Get Proven Wrong.
3. Say "no"
4. Say "but..." and then present a new argument or arbitrary fact.
5. Repeat
Not to be confused with the historical revisionist concept of The Keegan Cycle invented in an attempt to defame keegan by the notorious Chris Sanchez.
"Traps are not gay."
"No.... Jesus was a vegetable"
"You're just using the Chris Cycle!"
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Seattle Spin Cycle 

When a man ejaculates inside a female partner during a missionary position, then immediately transitions into a sixty-nine until he can form another erection; repeat.
You must be from Seattle if you're nasty enough to do a Seattle Spin Cycle.
Seattle Spin Cycle by s.163 February 13, 2019

The Generational Cycle of Trolling 

When a generation forget the art of trolling and will feed trolls in turn.
Guy 1: "Can you give an example of The Generational Cycle of Trolling?"
Guy 2: Sure. "

Millenials when young: "Hahaha imma troll these old people and they think that I'm serious. What retards!"

Millenials when older: "OMG what a retard is this, I'm going to DEBUNK him!"

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The Water Cycle 

When you piss and drink alc at the same time.
Jim: Where’s Al at?
Al: *using the pisser and chugging a Coors Light at the same time* Completing the water cycle, baby.

The corn cycle 

When ya bitch eat corn and it comes out on your dick when you clap her cheeks, so you make her suck it off and it comes out the other end all over again. It might never end
Friend: how do I avoid the corn cycle on my girls period

2020 Election Cycle Shot 

A reversed engineered tequila shot meant to make you physically feel (relief from?) the year 2020 and the American Presidential election cycle.

1. Snort Salt

2. Take the tequila shot

3. Squirt the lime into your open eyes

This will help fight COVID-19 as well as give you a distraction from American politics.
Steve: Man, this year is shit

Terri: Here, take this 2020 Election Cycle shot to distract you from it all

Steve: *takes shot as intended*

Steve: *can no longer be bothered by 2020 for a moment*

Steve: Thank you but please put it in reverse, Terri
Terri: *scooters into danger*

The Food Cycle 

Having a fancy over a particular snack for a certain period of time; when your boredom of that previous snack takes over; you begin to choose another particular different snack for a certain period of time and so forth in a cycle...
The food cycle occurred within me and now I have kitkats
The Food Cycle by food whore January 28, 2021