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Cuban Missile Crisis

When an individual of Cuban descent makes their partner experience multiple back to back intense orgasms in the span of a minute.
You want me to give you a Cuban Missile Crisis you naughty girl...
by Castro's Pet Duck October 26, 2017
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cuban mustache wax

similar to a face ride, but not quite

a cuban mustache wax is when you pour olive oil all over your face, the gal rides your mustache after she's applied nair w/o removing it all over her coochie
by Monkey Breff February 14, 2025
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Cuban Christmas

When someone snorts a lot of coke off a BBW’s (big beautiful woman’s) clitoris.
Dude, did you see Theo had to do a Cuban Christmas this year.
by SleezySlut December 23, 2023
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Obese Cuban

A form of Cuban who has forsaken his health and those who preach of it. Usually playfully doughy and to out of shape to play in sporting events.
That kid chance is a real Obese Cuban.
by gasen pfister January 15, 2010
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hot cuban doorbell

Sticking a lit cigar up your partner's ass whilst getting fucked from behind.
We were disappointed to find out I couldn't perform the hot cuban doorbell in a local bar due to anti-smoking laws.
by uptheassallthetime October 26, 2015
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Cubanize

To spend money lavishly at an event
Do she have friends to cubanize the burial
by vk2020 July 20, 2021
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