1) subscriber to the new-age belief that certain crystals and semiprecious stones posses healing powers or other supernatural powers connecting the practitioner to the earth. See also: Tree Hugger, Granola Eater. 2) person who promotes environmental issues in an inappropriate manner or context.
by homehounder January 9, 2010
Get the Crystal Rubbermug. A poorly performing London based team. The agitation that is felt for them, but yet not for teams such as Fulham, comes from Palace fans belief that they are actually good. In the rare event of them winning, the score is recorded and then brandished at every available point. Additionally their manager, Ian Dowie feels it his place (from the relegation zone) to advise Tottenham and other higher ranked teams on how they should play. The majority of their fans are incredibly smug individuals.
by Matt May 17, 2005
Get the crystal palacemug. A person with facial tattoos that refer to the Christian faith. This person is often stick-thin with an appearance most commonly associated with meth addicts. Crystal Methodists are most often found on the popular television show "Cops".
"Damn man, look at a this white trash!"
"Woah, be quiet Fred! You know there's a bunch of Crystal Methodists living around here! You'd be shot in a heartbeat!"
"Woah, be quiet Fred! You know there's a bunch of Crystal Methodists living around here! You'd be shot in a heartbeat!"
by Optimal11 December 14, 2013
Get the Crystal Methodistmug. Crystal pvp is a type of minecraft pvp . When a players legs are at the same area as the end crystal. They will take a lot of damage and might die if they do not have enough good enough gear . There are a few types of crystal pvp such as the hit crystal and butterfly crystal . People need a lot of totems of undying golden apples and ender Pearls as crystal pvp is very dangerous.
by shockwavemax April 21, 2022
Get the Crystal pvpmug. Begin by ejaculating into a mason jar until you have at least one pint of semen. Freeze it and hammer it into a powder with a meat tenderizer and put it back in the freezer. To give someone a crystal crown remove the frozen jizz from the freezer and sprinkle it on their face and head area. This is best done while simultaneously cumming on their face.
by Ihavethesewipes January 30, 2021
Get the Crystal Crownmug. by W33DSMKR February 21, 2011
Get the Smoking the crystalmug. When you're choking her out during sex and she passes out so you wake her up with a paddlin and her dog licks your asshole.
by Icoinedthetermblumpkin April 24, 2021
Get the The Crystal Kmug.