Stay Crunchy

An informal farewell at ones departure

The phrase is used interjectionally to or by one departing. The phrases origins come from a source that will remain nameless and their love of random words being put together to make phrases that make no logical sense but sound like they should

Sam: Aight yo, I'm out

Max: Aight cool man, stay crunchy

Sam: Aight cool... Wait what?

by GENX001 December 15, 2009

Crunkving

To be crazy drunk driving!

Paul had a car full of hoochies and was crunkving sideways down the strip in his 64.

by P-A-U-L February 10, 2007

crunchin' on

Checkin' out, looking & liking, considering as a possible love prospect, diggin', into someone.

Dude: The girl that just got here and has the nice everything keeps looking this way. Don't make it obvious but who is she lookin' at?

Dude's friend: I saw that. She's crunchin' on you. Go buy her a drink before I do! That says I a lot since I'm a straight girl.

by John J. J. Schmidt August 26, 2007

crunkazy

the act of being crunk in a crazy manner

I got so crunkazy last night i decided to fight a cop.

by A-dron April 18, 2008

crunk jug

an extremely ghetto drinking accessory, usually a small gasonline jug decorated with sharpie.

"johnny gets tore up from the floor up out his crunk jug"
"how much beer can one crunk jug hold"
"damn it i lost my crunk jug"

by jesskakemp February 7, 2009

crunchita

A female that uses copious amounts of hair gel to tame curly, wavy or frizzy hair on a daily basis. This results in having a wet look that is hard to the touch, and creates a "crunching" sound when the hair is grabbed or played with.

Did you hear how she just talked to me? I'm about to shave that damn crunchita's head.

by crunchito March 20, 2009

Crunchin'

When you don't hear a damn word someone was saying to you because you were eating a whole mouthful of chips or other crunchy food. Can also be used as an excuse for being zoned out when somebody is talking to you.

Mojo: "Mmmm, what I wouldn't do to yer sister..."
Lub: mmmnch crnch "Sorry what? I was crunchin'"
Mojo: "I said those chips must be good"

or

Wife: "So at work today the boss was being a real jerk and...(blah blah blah)...so what do you think of what he said to me?"
Husband: "Umm, I think that's great?"
Wife: "You didn't hear a fucking thing I said did you? what, were you crunchin'?"

by MojoGuy April 2, 2009