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Carolina crop circle

When one person (typically male) elects to get naked and have a group of (also naked) women stand around them in a circle while they pass thier flatulent gasses in said individual's general direction for the soul purpose of sexual fulfillment.
Friend #1: "Hey Mikey, you gonna make it out for my bar mitzvah next weekend?"

Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"
by Adamclee123 October 28, 2021
mugGet the Carolina crop circlemug.

Tend to my crops

A mock-authoritative phrase used to degrade or assert dominance in a medieval or fantasy roleplay setting. Often said to a person of color when they’re misbehaving. Meant to be exaggerated and dramatic, not taken seriously.
Quandairus stop pestering the women and tend to my crops
by ANDREWTHEFALLEN July 11, 2025
mugGet the Tend to my cropsmug.

crop top

by monke drip boi October 4, 2022
mugGet the crop topmug.

Vietnam Crop Dusting

A form of crop dusting where you accidentally shit yourself. This smells so toxic that it is comparable to the spraying of Agent Orange from cropdusters during the Vietnam War.
"When had to let one rip in school, I had a Vietnam Crop Dusting the hallway. Can you bring me some clean pants, mom?"
by Scatman_Sam October 30, 2017
mugGet the Vietnam Crop Dustingmug.

Crop circle

When someone with a lot of body hair shaves their pubic hair but leaves the surrounding areas untrimmed.
If I shaved like that it would look like a crop circle.
by Furter October 11, 2020
mugGet the Crop circlemug.

Pain cropping

Claiming to have a serious condition such as cancer to gain pity and attention from people which mocks those who have suffered from it.
He claimed to have leukemia for 3 years ago until I made him show proof when I got suspicious and found out he lied. He was pain cropping the pain of my sister for pitty that pos.
by Cenobite777 April 24, 2024
mugGet the Pain croppingmug.

Crop-blocking

Same as cock-blocking but in the Settlers
Danny performed an act of crop-blocking on me!
mugGet the Crop-blockingmug.

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