covid convenience

term to describe when people only follow or preach covid guidelines when it works in their favor.

So you’ll condemn your friends for going out and make them quarantine when they come back....but then go out yourself? That is COVID CONVENIENCE.

by washyourhands March 16, 2021

COVID Kevin

A modern Typhoid Mary, Covid Kevin is an asymptomatic disease carrier of the COVID 19 virus. With his self-righteous, ill-informed understanding of what contagious and constitutional means, his protestations to the checkout girl, free from the tyranny and oppression of a removable face covering, can infect the people around him with his freedom laden spittle and spew.

During COVID Kevin’s viral mating season of 3 to 14 or more days, Kevin can infect dozens of others, statistically sending several to the hospital or their death, fulfilling his role in the pandemic ecosystem.

SYNONYMS:

COVID Cory, COVID Cody, COVID Carl, as well as other catchy names that pair well with Covid, including its feminized versions, COVID Carole and COVID Karen (Not to be confused with the white privileged, self-righteous female “Karen”)

1. Is that some COVID Kevin making an ass out of himself in the checkout line?

2. Whenever I’m indoors with people I don’t know not wearing masks, I can’t help but feel I’m surrounded by a bunch of COVID Kevins.

3. Poor guy, he was a COVID Kevin and didn’t even know it.

by Mad Mod Lib July 11, 2020

COVID Scare

The fear when you discover that a close loved one is displaying symptoms of Coronavirus.

Person 1: God, we had about 20 COVID Scares during the last few months.
Person 2: Tell me about it, I was worried when my girlfriend got sick, we thought it was COVID for sure!

by Buchi November 21, 2020

Covid Slingshot

When a male, just before orgasm, pulls their sexual partner’s Covid mask away from their face and ejaculates all over the inside of the mask before letting it go and allowing the cum filled mask to slingshot back into their partner’s face.

“My tinder date last night insisted on wearing her Covid mask during intercourse so when I came I gave her a nice Covid slingshot to the face. Poor thing had her mouth open and took a ballistic cum shot to the throat that had her choking up semen for the rest of the night.”

by MChamm3r January 20, 2022

COVID SYMPTOMS

When Criss needs to read the first letters of the last four messages in the chat.

George: Yo criss you got covid symptoms
Criss: Wait what
George: sike you thought

by g drop bag March 9, 2021

Covid-22

the omicron update of tha covid because people wanted to see the new features

I got Covid-22 after getting the vaccine AND the booster

by Stimmy Stimey January 7, 2022

Crying Covid

Similar to 'crying wolf'....saying you have been exposed to Covid and will have to stay home from work for a couple of weeks.

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Linda: "Did you hear Linsey is 'Crying Covid' and won't be here to work on this big project?
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"

by Debnhim June 29, 2020