Ass Cookie

Small shit-soiled pieces of toilet paper that become tangled in ass hair.

"I've got a nest of Ass Cookie Susan, so before you toss the salad let me go shower"

by Nate_Ona February 22, 2007

cookie cunt

when a girl has a beaten up fanny

that girls got a cookie cunt bruh

by big cunt josh March 12, 2019

Hero Cookie

Phrase used as sarcastic praise for someone who is bragging about some insignificant act.

You cleaned up your own mess by yourself? Wow Give that man a hero cookie!

by A. McNamara July 9, 2007

Taco Cookies

It's a conversation ice breaker between two opposite sexes :)

Pringles: Want some taco cookies?
Junior: Wow yum! what are taco cookies?

by lrzj September 10, 2009

sponge cookie

When men who love men circle jerk on a cookie or other pastry, amnd the last one to skeet gets to eat a tasty treat.

I can't believe Jeff got the "sponge cookie" two nights in a row.

by Bubba the Love Sponge April 25, 2004

cookie broom

A thicker mustache specifically grown for the purpose of eating vagina.

At first she hated the fact that I was growing a mustache, but when is reached full cookie broom status she begged me not to shave it off.

by Mrdusso March 12, 2017

Cookie Beast

One who splooges on cookies, then they proceed to provide these cookies to their kids.

Mr. Johnny, our teacher, is a real cookie beast. He really knows how to make a good cookie.

by Cloak Cackler November 29, 2016