Coochie shower

When a girl squirts on you, it is a Coochie Shower.

She was standing over me, rubbing her coochie, when she was pleased, i was covered in her coochie shower.

by MrMcDaddyMan April 8, 2021

coochie cough

Noun: The act of having to clear one's throat after giving oral sex to one's female partner.

I don't have the WuFlu; It's just coochie cough because I had to eat out your mom before I could slip it in her last night.

by Dan & Dave May 1, 2021

Coochie Sand

It’s when you get sand in your coochie and you don’t want it their. Like that’s sum nasty shit.

Brittney: Damn, I got sum major coochie sand
Abby: Eww, go take a shower!

by Autumn_Baby October 11, 2021

Coochie smoothie

The act of throwing up in a woman’s vagina and she queefs it out into a cup

Dude I totally threw up in this girls coochie and she queef me out a coochie smoothie

by Mr. Doodle February 14, 2022

Coochie Carnival

When you go to a gathering and there are only females. This can also mean when a bunch of lesbian girls get together somewhere, it is called a coochie carnival because they are all playing with each other’s coochies.

Hey Lauren, did you go to Casie’s party last night? Yea it was a total coochie carnival. Hey, look at those lesbos Kelly and Kaitlyn over there, they look like they’re going to have a coochie carnival.

by Chris Freier March 7, 2022

coochie crouch

The female version of teabagging

This dude's been camping behind a rock for like 15 minutes, bouta take him out and coochie crouch on his ass.

by Xeno486 August 31, 2021

coochie defender

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A female that will do everything to prevent a man from getting with her friend even though her friend is down.

Guy 1: Hey Ima go dance with that girl.
Guy 2: Man, don't even waste your time her friend is coochie defendin'.
Guy 1:Ya your right she looks like a coochie defender.

by KwakuZuLu January 25, 2008