sold the cooch

Had a bad bitch, did some nut shit and now she gone

Ben: bro she was gonna let me hit
Jack: well did you?
Ben: nah bro I got too scared

Jack: YOU SOLD THE COOCH BRO

by Sitarplayer67 September 24, 2022

Cooch Worthy

(Adjective) A female who seems to have the necessary goods to satisfy you

You see dat tunechi on her? Bitch is definitely cooch worthy

by Clifford Rothring November 29, 2012

cooch cat

A man that is not desperate for pussy, but will do mostly anything for it, like a cat, he has nine lives, and will use all of them just to get one drop of pussy.

Bro idk what to tell you, I’m just a cooch cat

by Snipeola88 August 29, 2022

Cooch warmer

A friend/bro/homie that warms up cooch for you to score with

Dude chuck is the worlds greatest cooch warmer. the guy can really get me laid

by Kachuck July 30, 2010

cooch nutes

frogs in your cooch

person1: eat me up daddy
person2: nah bro you got cooch nutes

by cooch nutes May 6, 2021

cooch graft

When a woman has been with too many men - this is a surgical procedure, which will normalize and retighten what has been stretched out.

I heard that Jenny just recently had a cooch graft - it may be time to date her again!

by Cool Mint Ice Breaker February 5, 2014

Cheese cooch

A cooch that smells like cheese

Harry: while eating her out I noticed she had a cheese cooch

by iamhorny January 28, 2022