Booze cooch

Female version of whiskey dick. Difficulty becoming aroused after alcohol consumption.

Honey honey honey can't you come? Do you usually have booze cooch?

by anonymous July 9, 2022

May 2nd national cooch pic day

You get to request an open legged vagina pic from anyone and the must send it

You: "hey it's may 2nd national cooch pic day"
Friend: "bro I'm your Grandma I ain't sending you that"
You: "I didn't ask?"

by James_2000 May 2, 2024

Slimy cooch

Ur cooch too wet lmao

“Lmao I have a slimy cooch”
“Omg Linda I didn’t need to know that 😰”

by Slimecooch09 June 26, 2019

cooch luge

When a beverage is enjoyed by pouring over a smooth cooch crevice pressed against a thirsty mouth. Similar to an ice luge, but instead of ice it’s made out of pussy. Best brings out the natural aromas of the beverage.

1.) Dang that PAWG is so fire I would cooch luge bum sweat off her.

2.) Last night my wife let me cooch luge cold pressed green juice off her twat. Being healthy never tasted better!

3.) A cooch luge is nature’s aerator.

by Mr. E. Man6969 August 27, 2018

sold the cooch

Had a bad bitch, did some nut shit and now she gone

Ben: bro she was gonna let me hit
Jack: well did you?
Ben: nah bro I got too scared

Jack: YOU SOLD THE COOCH BRO

by Sitarplayer67 September 24, 2022

Cooch Worthy

(Adjective) A female who seems to have the necessary goods to satisfy you

You see dat tunechi on her? Bitch is definitely cooch worthy

by Clifford Rothring November 29, 2012

cooch cat

A man that is not desperate for pussy, but will do mostly anything for it, like a cat, he has nine lives, and will use all of them just to get one drop of pussy.

Bro idk what to tell you, I’m just a cooch cat

by Snipeola88 August 29, 2022