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Affirmative Consent

The latest manifestation of batshit feminism to be codified into law. Born of good intentions to combat an alleged "rape culture" across college campuses - one partner can now accuse the other of rape even if the sex was entirely consensual. Anybody who doesn't see how this can and will be abused has never known the wrath of a crazy ex.
"Lack of protest or resistance does not mean consent, nor does silence mean consent. Affirmative consent must be ongoing throughout a sexual activity and can be revoked at any time" - SB 967, California State Law
by HanoverSurvivor March 4, 2015
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Vodka Convention

A group of rules used by friends when drinking. The rules should be written and signed by all members prior to drinking. The format should follow the Geniva Convention.
1.That basturd just passed up a free drink! That is a clear violation of our Vodka Convention. This Violation must be delt with swiftly.

2.Did he just kiss a ugly chick at the bar? That is definatly a violation of our Vodka Convention.
by Steve Harmon August 9, 2006
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Coventry

A city in the middle of England. Everyone thinks its full of chavs and concrete. It isn't. Visit it before you make assumptions. Much nicer than Manchester or Birmingham. Coventry has the best ice hockey team in England. Footbal is rubbish though.
Out of Towner - I don't wanna go to Coventry!
Coventry person - I don't know why. Its cool.
by sparkletangerine August 27, 2007
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Convertible Balloon Syndrome

After listening to Wavves' "King Of The Beach" album, I discovered I hated the song "Convertible Balloon." I had to delete it, but for some strange reason, I couldn't. This is when I discovered I had Convertible Balloon Syndrome. Now I can't just put a few songs from an album on my iPod, I have to have the entire album. It seems to be contagious because I have spread it to a friend. If you think you may have the godawful disease, you share my pain.
I can't delete that song because I have Convertible Balloon Syndrome.
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Concentration

What they did to the jews
Person 1: Yo Hitler sent those Jews to concentration camp so they could think right?

Person 2: no nigga. They died
Person 1: damn
by DikInYoMouf69 June 29, 2018
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convertible

A car with the top cut off. The perfect car. A fun car for speeding or cruising around with your friends.

Best car to have in the summer.
Amy's boyfriend bought her a new convertible. Everyone loves it and she gets loads of compliments and looks when she goes out.
by 484839e May 9, 2010
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Concentrate

Euphemism for the delightful, ambrosial act of excreting; to shit.

See concentration.
"Hold on, I'm going to the bathroom, I need to concentrate."

"Yo, Imma gonna concentrate nigga".
by rony orwell October 10, 2014
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