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TV comfort

The comfort that some individuals get from the television. IF nothing else, the fact that a TV in the room is on provides comfortable background noise rather than an actual desire to watch something. A person who depends on TV comfort might turn the TV on and immediately exit the room because he/she has a sixth sense that tingles whenever a TV is not on.
A student was exhibiting a need for TV comfort when she asked the students around her in the lounge if she could turn on the TV. After the TV warmed up, she changed to food network and flipped open her laptop to do something constructive. DAMN TV COMFORT!
by cablescape January 24, 2011
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Campfire

Male masturbation where the penis is placed between the palms of the hands, and the hands are rubbed together over the penis like they are being warmed in a campfire.
As Johnny was warming his hands at the campfire, he realized he couldn't wait to get to his tent to try it on his dick.
by Battery 37 January 24, 2011
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comfort girl

anothjer term for mistress.
She remained as his comfort girl througout the war.
by uttam maharjan December 30, 2010
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Campfire Ninja

Term for a homosexual who is still in the closet; a male or female who is secretly homosexual. "Campfire" referencing the individual being flaming, and "Ninja" in reference to being stealthy. Most often used to describe someone who is obviously gay but does not admit to it.
Dwight? Oh yeah, he's a real campfire ninja.
by 5Bones July 26, 2010
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Road Comfort

The ability to give or receive sexual relief while traveling in a motor vehicle, be it on the interstate, city street, back alley, drive thru, or a toll booth.
Road head, hand/finger satisfaction, battery powered devices, internal combustion powered apparatus, road cunnilingus, relief, road comfort
by Ron Jonzin August 23, 2011
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comfort food

(n.)High in fat and carbohydrate, comfort foods are eaten by lazy glutons to help them forget thier woes.
Comfort food fattens up animals for the kill.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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Campfagger

An idiot in a multi-player FPS who hides behind everything and anything for the whole game, shooting at actual players trying to play the game and unwittingly walk by.
Someone shoot that campfagger behind the car. He's ruining the game for the rest of us with his faggery.
by flydude September 10, 2011
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