Commander

The rank below the queen of the Ugandan Knuckles has extreme power enough to crush entire solar systems in one glare

Commander:Me brudda I am the commander
Warrior:commander you are retarded

Commander:executes him so sky high he shits out rainbows and the surrounding area implodes

by Pootrekulas February 1, 2020

bot commands

The secret to summon a dumbass Masterchill

Random Person: bot commands
Masterchill: no bot commands here

by cxlinee⁷ June 7, 2022

Knight Commander

a trashy team lead by lores (currently) which fell off so badly omgomg
abbreviated as kc on bordr

THIS KNIGHT COMMANDER IS JIZZING EVERYWHERE

by IceyCharmy November 26, 2024

Commander Cool

The coolest person to roam the earth is Commander Cool. He is the edgiest person ever, edgier than The Edge.

Who's that mad little 15 year old? -Some random dude
You're gay. -Commander Cool

by I am a christian man January 24, 2019

commander gooch

A person in position of authority. Often challenged by grunts who stand no chance at all. Also a Fearless leader who will go to war for you, and be the first one in and last one out. A “commander gooch” does not give a fuck about your excuses, only your production. Don’t be a piker and you’ll be on his good side.

Fuck bro! Commander gooch turned off my tools...I must be a piker.

by Qdizzle November 16, 2018

First Tat Commandment

Whenever a person is introduced or referred by a new tattoo artist it proper etiquettecy for the individual that referred you to cover the cost of your first tattoo.

Hey , you should go to my new tatto artist. Jimmy for your butterfly tattoo , I'll pay for you under the first tat commandment (FTC).

by Smoked_Out July 10, 2017

The unspoken commandments

What?

they're unspoken for a reason

Guy 1: missuses a meme

Guy 2: sorry sir but have broken one of The unspoken commandments

Guy 1: what? Those don't exist

Guy 2: yeah they do, they're just unspoken.

by Norrabal May 31, 2019