a nickname implying someone is so gay they are the master and commander of all dicks. used as an insult.
by lunarsauce July 14, 2011
by Stop Posting About Among Us June 08, 2021
by karbear8459 January 27, 2017
Played by Daniel von Bargen, he is the strict and ruthless commandant at Marlin Academy in the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He has only 1 eye, 1 hand (later 0 because Francis accidentally chops off his remaining one), and is paralyzed in his right leg.
by daddyjenkins February 25, 2022
A bossy person who lacks a sense of responsibility. They are either narcissistic or come from narcissistic families where the blame for problems is always shifted downwards. These people seem to be incapable of associating authority with responsibility. They do not understand that taking charge means taking the ultimate responsibility. They associate power and authority with privilege and self-indulgence instead of responsibility and service. They typically go around blaming everyone but themselves for the problems their actions create.
The company's board of directors fired the chief executive after they discovered he was a brat commander who was always blaming subordinates for the company's problems.
by Cumbre Vieja May 03, 2014
when you try to get right with that REALLY pretty girl in class, but your penis pays you a visit. comes from the show “Wander Over Yonder”.
“I just wanna say, you’re really pretty.”
*you look down*
“Oh, goddamnit! Commander Peepers is at it again!”
*you look down*
“Oh, goddamnit! Commander Peepers is at it again!”
by Muffinbuzzard June 14, 2024
by Ralph Davidson July 16, 2020