cob

slang for penis, mainly used by closeted men.

i need some cob, ngl…
hmm, his cob is looking tasty

by cleartheair August 28, 2025

Cob Cannon

A plant in the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which is an upgrade plant which requires 2 Kernel-pults to set down, but fires a huge explosive corncob at anywhere you target on the screen.

"I always love Cob Cannons because Survival Endless is super easy with this powerful plant!"

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

COB

Cum on body

Escort don’t like you to CIM, they prefer you to COF or COB…

by Woltan December 29, 2023

Cobbing

To nibble up and down the length of a shaft with one's front teeth. Like one would a cob of corn.

"They started cobbing my wiener! I was confused but then I got kinda into it."

"She cobbed my dick, dude. I don't think I'll ever recover."

by DreamyCreamy August 25, 2020

Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.

Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Cob Knob

The handles inserted into corn cobs when eating corn on the cob.

Hey, can you please pass the salt, the butter, and don't forget the cob knobs.

by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2020

Cobbed

Term (coined by M.Gervasi) to denote someone or something that is in a bad situation.

"You're really cobbed now" "That PS4 you dropped is totally cobbed"

by OG Cranie December 30, 2019