Cobained

A term referencing kurt cobain which means killing yourself.

Last night he totally Cobained himself.

by GeorgeDroid3248 December 16, 2025

Kurt Cobain

When you have not ejaculated for some time, and the build up causes you to get semen on your face

I Kurt Cobained myself again

by Hugh J ASS January 18, 2025

Kert Cobain yourself

so kill yourself

m-ray go kert cobain yourself

by tobychip January 26, 2025

Cobaine and Cocaina (Dumb): The First Release To A Juvenile

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cobaine and Cocaina (Dumb): The First Release To A Juvenile

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

jurt cobain

Jurt Cobain is the type of guy who you mix Jeff (Our Lord and Savior from the Anglo-Zulu War of the 1870s) with Kurt Cobain famous guitarist of the '80s and '90s., typically known for the Grunge band "Nirvana". Together you get Jurt Cobain, a mixture between a British soldier and god, and one of the greatest musicians of all time.

Oh dear, Jurt Cobain is our lord and guitarist!

by Me 9 July 8, 2024

Kurt cobaining

Verb/
To killing yourself. Referenced by how Kurt cobain shot himself with shotgun in 1994. Often use ironically

A: that's it guys imma Kurt cobaining myself this night

by Brosssina July 19, 2024

(to) Curt Cobain

Self-inflicting a gunshot wound with a shotgun, typically to the face or head. Specifically down the throat

(to) Curt Cobain:
Jake: "Bro, have you heard? Kenny Curt Cobained himself last night"
Alex: "Damn man, that's tough"

by hirotrupp August 12, 2024